Awake My Soul.

But your soul you must keep, totally free.

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fezwhatfez:

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borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

My boyfriend talks in his sleep a lot, the best I can remember is hearing a gasp from him and when I asked what was wrong he goes “MY HAMBURGER!” It was at that point I discovered he was still asleep.

Story Time: My sister had her friend staying the night and they were still asleep at like 11:30and my sister said loudly enough that we heard it in the living room(her room was in the attic) “Welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you” her friend responded “I would like a Frosty and a Whopper” we were outside the door so we could hear them my sister screamed”FUCK YOU,YOU STUPID ASS WHORE,THAT SHIT IS NOT SOLD HER YOU DUMB FUCK” and now they are no longer friends

I remember once I was sleeping in the living room with my sister and it was late and I went to get water and i came back and I hear her say “I don’t think you can do that Mr. President.” And I started laughing quietly and I sat next to her and whispered “It’s illegal to tell me what to do.” And she said “ducks can’t be trusted sir”

One time my sister sat up in her sleep and said “FOR THE BAND” in the most determined voice and then fell back on the bed still asleep.

I don’t talk in my sleep but apparently I sing scales and mimic car horns in my sleep.

And my friend says her boyfriend who is an audio engineer sleep talks when he is stressed and he says things like “there are too many master faders!”

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geeradicalway:

imagine warped tour except in winter and instead of stages they do bonfires and all the bands do acoustic campfire renditions of their songs and everybody crowds around to get warm and all the merch is like sweaters and ski hats and there’s hot chocolate and snow and stuff

Why isn’t this a real thing

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How to feel better about yourself:

1. Sleep without underwear every once and a while, it’s good for you. Maybe even try sleeping naked.

2. Take long baths with tea, ice cream, or whatever you please. Throw in bubbles if that’s your style.

3. Look at yourself like you look at your best friend. Find the freckles you love, what your eyes look best with, what hairstyle compliments your smile.

4. When you look at your naked body in the mirror, only think good things. Say compliments to yourself aloud. Watch yourself smile, and encourage yourself.

5. Take yourself out on a date. Treat yourself to the things you love. You’re alone yes, but there is nothing wrong with that. Remember all the times you were smothered by people and talking crowds, and you only wanted to be alone with yourself.

6. Write yourself a love note. Tell yourself your favorite things about you, and tell yourself all the things you want to become. Tell yourself you’ll love you forever.

7. Take pictures of yourself. Selfies are magnificent! Take 500! Take them everywhere! Find the good lighting! Pick your favorite one and realize what a wonderful work of art you are.

8. Acknowledge your accomplishments, all of them. Got out of bed? It’s hard sometimes and it’s been hard before, so honestly great job. Drink lots of water, and at the end of the day congratulate yourself for staying hydrated. Let yourself know when you are proud, and soak up the feeling of “well done”.

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